no, i won't be celebrating this year, my face isn't quite up to the work involved in growing a real manly filthy mustache. something chicks can really cuddle up into, full of crumbs and coffee. tea, and juice saved flava.
the longest most celebrated holiday of the year, thirty one days of fun will sadly see me and my face if not clean shaven, at least stashless.
if you want to know the truth, i am protesting the commercialization of stashtober, by the beer companies, big tobacco, and hallmark.
the stash belongs to the free thinking dirtbag living in a van, at the beach, under the over pass, out of gas, down some logging road.
I protest, i protest, yes, i protest.
class war
3 years ago
oh yeah, hallmark's been really commercializing stashtober, i hear about it all the time. Anyway great.
ReplyDeleteGoodness, I hope you change yoyr mind and grow a stash. Stashes are soooooooooo hot, I love to eat the crumbs off any stash I can get my hands on....I hope you reconsider and grow that facial hair....or maybe you have none??? Either way I know you drive a van and know you would be so hot with a stash!!
ReplyDeleteDo you like to surf....or just complain about it....why don't you just paddle around and enjoy the view and warm water? I have to admit You are an incredible writer, I love the way you express your anger. Your vocabulary is larger then the solar system. If you take me to LaPush I can conjur up some waves ........
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