no, i won't be celebrating this year, my face isn't quite up to the work involved in growing a real manly filthy mustache. something chicks can really cuddle up into, full of crumbs and coffee. tea, and juice saved flava.
the longest most celebrated holiday of the year, thirty one days of fun will sadly see me and my face if not clean shaven, at least stashless.
if you want to know the truth, i am protesting the commercialization of stashtober, by the beer companies, big tobacco, and hallmark.
the stash belongs to the free thinking dirtbag living in a van, at the beach, under the over pass, out of gas, down some logging road.
I protest, i protest, yes, i protest.
5 weeks ago