teacher's edition

when i grow up i'm going to be as tall as an airplane ~
when i grow up, i'm going to be a magnet
i'm going to blow shit up~ buildings, schools, hospitals, fire stations, airports, congress, the white house, my house, your house~

the school play was titled show us your ass, about planets shaped like children who exist as vehicles for civilisations of bacterium, who show there hive mind power by creating dresses and denim pants and striped knit shirts
or~


the play was titled, the Aryans from the moon want their freedom or it's war, while the future hope of the world, USA, stands in the way



Get down my comrades, let me annihilate these friends of fascism with my deathquantic Ray, our pipsqueaked anit-hero croaks, accidentally killing everyone




when will they stop building prisons, Tommy ?










hey, come down and help pour this milk out, then we can fill the bottles with gasoline and attack the cigarette machines






i can't, i'm going to throw this grenade at the postman, my first act of sedition~ my first step to destroying the state







keep walking, smile and just keep walking, that's right wave to the nice lady, and RUN !








but it's flat~ hollow and expanding !









the moon told me to slice your throat Mister Bunny, or is that just a shadow of a knife that grows in the imagination of young girls, don't be cross with me~










see how wheels will help the democratic party finally put an end to the health care stale mate of 1963










shortly before the looters. . . spurred on by the commie pinko fags, who blew up the prison, to feed the poor, who, will not be drawn by any of our professional union artists












look children, the filthy dirty workers are taking another coffee break, sucking the life out of our economy, damn, it we should have bombed them, instead of those japs













Mrs. Martine, are those men Mexican ?they really eat eggs ?





























Mommy, Mommy, the new robotic dolls are out, can we buy one, can we buy one ?
buy one, oh, honey, you are one !
















i can't believe how small god is,

















and more slaves. . .


















Tommy tried to grab his hat, before he'd realised that he'd been shot in the head by their father



















grandfather killed and junked the alien mother ships, while our neighbours came to pray

















people grow and change addictions~ thanks in part to the criminally negligent pricing of Alcohol, beer, cigarettes, candy and processed foods

people grow enslaved to corporations because it is easy and feels good, can't live with themselves, or the boredom of this world behind glass, viewed, have never been comfortable around each other because we are all animals



















~ thank god we, won the war






















now people are telling me that cake won the dessert wars, because people were too uncomfortable eating pie, because they don't like to eat anything shaped like pussy
























themselves
























all kinds of workers work for you~ Master ! is what i meant. . . until i get a gun
























love the crap out of drunk elephants, mid century mascot



















































































could you pass me that big fucking pencil ?




























































yeah, i need a few salvations


































































































scary, and brilliant






































































damn it, i just can't ride a trycyle, or share !



































whatever became of all these juvenile delinquents roaming the streets in hot rods, with leather jackets and switchblades, greased up hair, where'd they all go, did they get jobs and have kids who grew up to be hippies, who grew up to be disco drug suckers who grew up to be. . . America





































i love all of this generic commerciel art form the early sixites such an incredible odd time, so preposterously perfect, could it have actually been real, or was it actually all fantasy,
and i am straightedge on the inside~ always






































more vanagon~poor mom

well we did it, you, me and all of our crazy van talk and van life, has ignited a fire beneath my mom, now she too is pulling over to the side of country roads and strolling onto the lawns of maniac homes, littered with the love of failed automobiles
she spotted this little powda blue westy, aircooled, looking lonely, needing a touch of tlc, and buckets of cash~ but sweet jeepers look at that fucking house, where'd the front porch go, and who parks all these cars under the butterfly bush

vans slowly sinking into the earth filling up with stuff that has nothing to do with vans built for camping
unless your going camping with CRAZY !!!!!!
thanks Mom, welcome to the club, maybe you should buy yourself a little van, and a parts van, a spare engine~
it all comes with time. . .
PS i don't know why i haven't been posting these car stories over at Blownbrown~ a lapse, oopsie


the samba

today in bus hunting history~ is the title of this forum thread and my favorite place to use my eyes~http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=164642

there's just something incredible poetic about a picture of a van, rusted to dust parked amongst trees~ icedkoffee gets this photo credit

the word hell means light~ but sitting written fifty years ago in this empty socket in a field is haunting photo credit Lind


they chopped the nose off for a transplant~ Lind



this is an after shot, the before is later, i've switched them can you tell why, i'm drawn to this image ?
credit Lind



i love the photos that look like a tornado has swept passed full of agent orange~ the lifelessness of these tableau, these dioramacally~ perfect settings drags me in~






this jeep had been a van, until some monster chopped it into a jeep or something with a steering wheel in the middle, Everett the Samba guy has the whole story over there, this is his photo





i want to save vans, own Splitties, and scavenge
time capsules full of peoples junk and parts to random things






i love all the shades of green and the proximity of tree, in the wheel wells on the bumper, daring vehicles to move
photo credit Lind
this is what i wish Blownbrown could be, but i don't travel enough or ever see things like this, i need to live in the woods and just drive and get lost and make left turns into dirt roads without name















All photos from the Samba, and Samba members ~thank you very much


this web forum documents their travels, adventures and tales with pictures and stories, before and after shots, the sadness of getting there too late, but you don't need words, i'll show you why i love this site and why they've filled up almost 400 pages of beautiful nostalgic rescue









some one soon should make a documentary about these people
N~









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